What are some funny back to school quotes?

Some funny back-to-school quotes are:

  • “Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.”–Unknown
  • “There is only one thing bigger than a kindergartner’s curiosity, and that’s their backpack.” –Unknown
  • “You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.” —Bill Watterson
  • “In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.” —Tom Bodett

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